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Gynocratic Feminist And Mythopoetic Male On A Date
A psychiatric research center decided to pair off a group of volunteers for blind
dates. Carefully considering political, religious and social values of each particpant,
the researchers matched the individuals most likely to experience conflict. Among the
couples researched, a feminist gynocrat was mated with a mythopoetic male.
Here's a copy of the research report:
Experiment: Match A with ideologically opposed B.
Hypothesis: They'll kill each other.
Phase I: A & B agreed to date. Upon a phone call initiated by a third party
(researcher) from lab to male , a discussion of 45 minutes ensued between female and male.
Translators were requested. Conversation involved activity planned. Agreed upon dinner at
a Seven Eleven because neither could determine a political or ethical objection. Also
agreed to attending an educational film on botany in a language neither of them could
understand. Both had full knowledge that the film was not subtitled. Argument ensued
concerning transportation- resolved with agreement to walk to meeting place so as to
subvert dominance issues.
Phase II: Meeting at 7-11; marked with aggressive body postures and eye contact.
No touching. Enter the store; both removed within half an hour. Gynocrat began rolling
salami logs on the floor while yelling "Murderers!" and mythopoetic started
ripping up body building magazines. Also lectured police officers who arrived at the scene
that their institutionalized lives had separated them from their masculinity.
Phase III: Interaction Unknown. Researchers bailed them out of jail.
Phase IV: Both leave together from jail; head to nearest toy store. Purchase toy
dolls.Return to gynocrat's home, where she selects to large cleavers -- gives one to
mythopoetic. Head to table at public park and proceed to make a scene out of decimating
Ken and Barbie while screaming to passerby how the dolls are sacrilege to their sex and to
the human condition.
Phase V: Shake hands and exchange numbers.
Evaluation: Let's not set those two up again... |
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