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A Flying Spell
Upon 40 days of Prayre and Fasting, with Purest Faithe and Calling unto the Gods...
- Clasp near thy rod of power (a.k.a. a telephone)
- Call forth for ye Spirits of Travelle and theire nefarious Agents
- Yea, state and visualize thy destination --thrice, for the Agents of Travel to
Comprhende Thee...
- Yea, Task them and overcome them in Ye Test of Wills
- SPEAKE THE WORDS OF POWER: VISA, MASTERCARD, AMEX
- Two weeks hence, take ye under New Moon to Clearing of the Travel
- Present Thyself in Trembling and Loathing to the Guardians of the Towers of the North,
East, South and West and Present to them the holy scroll of the High Priestess: TICKET
- Pass ye surely through the Elemental Detector and its "Ever Alert" guardians
of Thy Safety (But not Thy Rights)
- Wait Until the Stars show, the wind blows and the new grass grows
- When your Gryphon of Metal arriveth (and, ha, craven fool, itarriveth not when ye expect
but only upon the winged beast's good and fickle pleasure), board it and fly away.
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MY WITCH SHOP
