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WWJD
As we all know, WWJD? is "What Would Jesus Do?" Now we have:
WWAD? Adonis- Take them boar hunting.
WWAD? Aequitas- Give them a fair deal.
WWAD? Angerona (Goddess of secrecy)-Not gonna tell ya!
WWAD? Anubis- Give them a fine funeral.
WWAD? Aphrodite- Don't you mean "Who" would Aphrodite do?
WWAD? Appolo- Test their musical skills... in a fair contest.
WWAD? Artemis- Turn him into a stag to be torn apart by his barking poodle.
WWAD? Astarte- Make love AND war.
WWAD? Athena- Stare him down (Then beat the crap out of them... in a logical manner.)
WWAD? Attis- First off... his voice would get REAL HIGH!...
WWBD? Baal- Shine some light on it.
WWBD? Bacchus- Get them drunk and turn them into dolphins.
WWBD? Boreas- Blow them out of the water.
WWBD? Britannia- Rule!
WWBD? Buddha- Does it matter? If you are enlightened it does not. If you are not
enlightened it still doesn't matter.
WWCD? Ceres- Discuss it calmly while holding a scythe.
WWCD? Ceridwen- Stir it up one more time.
WWCD? Chaos- No one is quite sure... but it will be messy and interesting.
WWCD? Cthulu- Does it matter? No one will survive anyway.
WWDD? Demeter- Lay waste to your lands if you don't have her daughter back by 10 p.m.!
(And DON'T lay a hand on her!)
WWDD? Discordia- Here... have an apple...IF you are the fairest!
WWED? Elueusinians- It's a mystery!
WWED? Epona- Give them a good tip on a fast horse in the sixth.
WWED? Ereskigal- Strip them and hang them on a hook to rot.
WWFD? Fides- Keep good faith.
WWFD? Flora- Say it with flowers.
WWFD? Fortuna- Play the lottery.
WWGD? Gaia- Remind them to worship the ground they stand on.
WWHD? Hades- Tell them to go to Hell.
WWHD? Hecate- Show them the right path... or is it the left?
WWHD? Hera- She'd get jealous.
WWHD? Hercules- He'd labor to come up with an answer.
WWHD? Hermes- Tell them to get the message or take a hike.
WWHD? Herne- Lead them on a Wild Hunt!
WWID? Iris- Paint them a rainbow to send the message.
WWID? Isis- Find every part of them after they are torn apart.
WWJD? Janus- Look the other way.
WWJD? Juno- Make sure they marry well.
WWJD? Jupiter- Strike them down with a bolt from the blue.
WWKD? Kali- Tear out their beating heart, drink their blood and dance on their trembling
corpse. Then wear parts as jewelry.
WWKD? Klotho- Wind it up.
WWKD? Kwan Yin- Show them some mercy.
WWLD? Lilith- "Banish him to the desert to play with her children!"
WWLD? Loki- Turn left at the next street, buy five chickens, "borrow" some
jewelry, change into a seal and steal some apples. For starters.
WWLD? Luna- Moon them!
WWMD? Marduk- "Chop, chop. Slash, slash!"
WWMD? Mars- Suit up for battle.
WWMD? Mercury- Change his mind... again.
WWMD? Mithras- Cut the bull!
WWND? Narcissus- Huh? Is there someone else here?
WWND? Nemesis- Get "furious".
WWND? Neptune- Ride the ninth wave.
WWND? Nike- Be victorious.
WWND? Nyx- "Good Night!"
WWOD? Odin- Hang on a tree for nine days until you start seeing things.
WWOD? Orpheus- SIng the blues.
WWOD? Osiris- Cut to the "bone".
WWOD? What would Odin do?
WWPD? Pan- Tell them to pipe down of F_ck off.
WWPD? Pax- Tell them "peace".
WWPD? Persephone- Just take a little bite, it wont be that bad.
WWPD? Pluto- Hump Minnie's leg.
WWPD? Poseidon- Have an adventure... but there has to be a morning after.
WWPD? Prometheus- GIve it some thought first.
WWSD? Set- You don't want to know but it wont be nice.
WWSD? Shiva- Start all over again.
WWTD? Themis- Put on a blindfold before she decides.
WWTD? Thor- Hammer it out.
WWVD? Vesta- Keep the home fires burning.
WWVD? Vulcan- Live long and prosper.
WWYD? Yahweh- "I hear you, I hear you. Stop with the burning bush already! OY!
WWZD? Zeus- By Jove, he'd flirt with the girls! |
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