| 10. |
"I learned how to make a stoplight change!" |
| 9. |
"Can you teach me how to make a raincloud come around?" |
| 8. |
"Well, I saw this really cool Ricky Lake show..." |
| 7. |
"I'm a natural witch!" |
| 6. |
"What do you mean that I'm not in ceremonial clothing?" |
| 5. |
"You mean that you don't have a familiar?" |
| 4. |
"I studied the Necronomicon. It was pretty cool, sitting right there in
Waldenbooks. I just had to summon Cthulu!" |
| 3. |
"I sometimes hear voices in my head... They tell me that the Goddess is watching
me and that my parents are the freaks." |
| 2. |
"I'm an expert in the field of..." |
And the #1 way to tell it's a wannabe ...
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| 1. |
"I'm a warlock." |
MY WITCH SHOP
