| 10. |
Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests. |
| 9. |
Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone. |
| 8. |
Hard to keep flaming goat's skulls lit. |
| 7. |
Decreased availability of blonde virgins. |
| 6. |
Blood stains from the sacrifices are impossible to get out of the carpet. |
| 5. |
Wailing of the damned souls in hell keeps the neighbors awake. |
| 4. |
The cats keep attacking Satan's tail, which annoys him. |
| 3. |
Repeated stooping motions for administering the Kiss of Shame is difficult on the
older coven members. |
| 2. |
Demons smell even worse than brimstone |
And The #1 Reason Why Witches Don't Worship Satan ...
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| 1. |
It's impossible to worship something that doesn't exist!! |
MY WITCH SHOP
