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The Plan
Does any of this sound familiar around here ???
* In the beginning there was the Plan.
* The plan was based on a set of Assumptions.
* And the Assumptions were without substance.
* And thus the Plan could not be sustained.
* And therefore darkness was upon the face of the Workers who are charged with carrying
out the plan.
* And they spoke among themselves, saying, "This plan: It is a crock of sh*t, and it
stinks of same."
* And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, "It is a pail of dung, and we
cannot live with the smell."
* And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, "It is a container of
excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."
* And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer,
and none are able to abide its strength."
* And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It contains that
which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
* And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes
growth, and it is very powerful."
* And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, "This new plan will
actively promote the growth and vigor of the company with very powerful effects."
* And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. And the Plan became
Policy.
And this is how sh*t comes to happen. |
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