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Prayers Around The Zodiac
* ARIES Dear God, please give me patience... and could you do it right now?
* TAURUS Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.
* GEMINI Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?
* CANCER Dear God!!!
* LEO Yes?
* VIRGO Dear God, please make us perfect and don't mess it up like You did the last time.
* LIBRA Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do you think
is best?
* SCORPIO Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even though the
b*****ds don't deserve it!
* SAGITTARIUS Dear Lord, if I've told you once, I've told you a million times, help me
stop exaggerating.
* CAPRICORN Dear God! I'd like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to
rely on anyone else!
* AQUARIUS Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!!
* PISCES Dear Lord, as long as I'm going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight, please use
the stimulation for Thy glory.
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