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Politically Correct Holiday Greetings
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender
neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or
their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all; and a fiscally
successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of
the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for the calendars
of choice of other cultures, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the
wishees.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to
clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original
greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole
discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement
of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher. |