| Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again. |
| Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. |
| At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits. |
| How about never? Is never good for you? |
| I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit. |
| I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. |
| I don't work here. I'm a consultant. |
| I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn. |
| I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid. |
| I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. |
| I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. |
| I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. |
| I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. |
| I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. |
| I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message... |
| I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me. |
| It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
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| It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying. |
| It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. |
| My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys! |
| No, my powers can only be used for good. |
| Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject. |
| Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. |
| The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. |
| What am I? Flypaper for freaks! |
| Who me? I just wander from room to room. |
| Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. |
| You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. |
| You sound reasonable... Time to up the medication. |
MY WITCH SHOP
