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I Am The Very Model Of An Eclectic Wiccan Pagan
The tune of "I am the very model of a modern major
general"
by ottercat and Amy
I am the very model of an eclectic wiccan pagan
I've read all of Buckland's books, was helped most by Nancy Reagan's
I'm always first to circle 'cause I've got to call the spirits in
If ever I met the goddess, the bitch would make my head spin
I always worship skyclad with no thoughts to what arises
And carry a pouch of stones to counter bad surprises
I've never really listened at each or any ritual
My pagan craft is so ingrained others call it habitual
Her pagan craft is so ingrained others call it habitual
Her pagan craft is so ingrained others call it habitual
Her pagan craft is so ingrained others call it habit-habitual
I started as a self-initated priestess of Ianna
Then I heard of the craft called Wicca and shouted Hosanna!
I could mix and match from this and that, even some from old Sagan
So, I am the very model of an eclectic wiccan pagan
She could mix and match from this and that, even some from old Sagan
So she is the very model of an eclectic wiccan pagan
I've been in circle with the greatest names in pagan folklore
And I can say triumphantly that I am one they all adore
Now I'll say something that I don't go into very often
That their hard views about mix and match simply should be softened
For there is good in everything if I only know how to look
That perfectly astute perception should be written in a book
And it is ok if I gloss over the bad or deep or hard
Of course, anything I do not like, I completely disregard
Of course, anything she does not like, she completely disregards
Of course, anything she does not like, she completely disregards
Of course, anything she does not like, she completely disre-disregards
I try so hard to learn new things but have awful concentration
So, I stick to what is easy for little education
A method followed faithfully from here to Copenhagan
So, I am the very model of an eclectic wiccan pagan
A method followed faithfully from here to Copenhagan
So, she is the very model of an eclectic wiccan pagan
I do not bother with any tools or calling out the quarters
For I think that like in Star Trek spirits come with a transporter
Every spell works out perfectly filling me with ecstacy
Of course, I've never run into any big or bad or nasty
Some call my life frivolous but I prefer to say carefree
You can be just like me just never ever study
Simply do as you will and never mind the consequences
Practicing wicca with three syllable sentences
For she practices wicca with three syllable sentences
For she practices wicca with three syllable sentences
For she practices wicca with three syllable senten-sentences
In closing I would like to say: I think mine is the perfect way
For I'll never ever listen to whatever others have to say
And next week I'll learn some more about an old god they called Dagon
For, I am the very model of an eclectic wiccan pagan
And next week she'll learn some more about an old god they called Dagon
For, she is the very model of an eclectic wiccan pagan |
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