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Ignorant Pagan Intro Message
Mary Meat One and All,
I have been lurking here for 26 minutes, and I thought that it was time to introduce
myself. My name is Bastet RunningDeer MorningGlory MoonBeam SunSoar. I used to be just
Bill, but during deep meditation and astral proection, I met my spirit guide, who I
believe is Winston Churchill's mother while I was cooking marshmellows at my astral camp
on Jupitor, and he told me this should be my new name. I'm thinking now of legally
changing my name to this. What do you think?
BTW, there really are giant squid that swim about in the heavy atmosphere of Jupitor.
Jovian giant squid are now my totem animal. It just feels right and we should always go
with what feels right. Right?
Anyway, back to me. I've been officially pagan since last thursday, but it seems that I
have been living my life in a pagan style since at least last monday. I just didn't know
that there was a name for it.
I just read "Covencraft" by Amber K and am thinking of becoming a high priest
and starting my own coven or grove or church or synogague or temple.
I may be new to this path, officially at least, but I feel that it is the right thing
to do at this point in my spiritual developement, and we should always do what feels
right. Right?
It's okay, because just because I have only been pagan a little while in this lifetime,
I have lived many lives in the past as a pagan, and died at least 162 times when killed by
christian witch hunters for my beliefs. It is probably more than 162 times, but those are
all that I can remember since I started doing past life regressions yesterday.
I was always a Celt in my past lives. Well, almost always. Usually, when I wasn't being
killed by the witch hunters, I was a king or queen of Ireland. The two exceptions that I
have found so far are when I was incarnated as Cleopatra and as Julius Caeser. This proves
that we don't reincarnate linearly. I was both at the same point on the time line.
It was a very interesting experience, to say the least. I actually experienced having
sex with myself, complete intercourse, and also discovered that I always faked my orgasms
and thought that the other me had way too much body hair on my back.
Anyway, I think that I qualify quite well as an elder and a teacher. The so called
elders and teachers in the community think that I am just being silly and a little
strange, but that's just because they are jealous that I am a much more powerfull witch
and warlock than they are.
My parents just won't understand this new path that I'm on. They think that the devil
has taken over my soul and refuse to listen to reason. We don't even believe in the devil,
do we? Or, have I been reading that wrong?
They keep trying to hold me from my spiritual path.They won't even let me have their
credit cards so that I can order all 29847 books on WiccaCraft and paganism from
Llewllyn.com. I really need these books and might as well just kill myself if I can't have
them. I need to learn everything I can about every single path, belief system and
tradition in the world, and quickly, so that I an pick what feels right to me from all of
them. We're supposed to always do what feels right. Right?
While I'm here, can anyone help me with some advice or legal assistance? I am being
constantly descriminated against. My local community is conspiring against me and picking
on me because of my pagan beliefs.
The school system is very christian oriented, and they acted against my faith on a
daily basis. They tried to forbid me from bringing my athames to school. Hey, it's my
religion and I should be able to practice it as I want, right? And we witches and warlocks
must always have our athames with us. It's writteb in ancient secret texts and scriptures.
They even went so far as to have me arrested and removed from school when I tried to show
the principle how good and nice my faith is by channeling many different spirits for her
and talking in their tongues, and then putting two of my athames right up to her eyes,
just so that she could see that they were religious and not dangerous weapons.
It's not my fault that she got a couple little cuts. She shouldn't have screamed and
jumped. She scared me and interrupted the flow of voices from the otherworld.
It's not just the school though. I just had to cast a protective circle around myself
and my home, so I borrowed the neighbors car while he was sleeping, which felt like the
right thing to do, and we should always do what feels right, right?, and I drove three
times around the block widow-shins to make my circle.
When I'm practicing my religion, there should be a provision in the law that allows
this, right? So the one way street laws should be set aside for me, otherwise it's just
more religious discrimination. And the people on the streets that I passed were hollering
obscenities at me as I drove. They must have figured out that I am a spiritual wiccawitch
person. They even went so far as to call on their god to damn me to hell, which we don't
believe in anyway, right? We have the Summerlands which are beautifull, and then we come
back to life again.
The local law enforcement community is also out to get me. They keep coming around when
I play my Nirvana CDs at top volume so as to get in touch with my spirit. Nirvana is what
Bhuddists strive for, right? And Bhuddists are pagans, right? I just felt that I should
explore their paths since we are really all of one spirit and it just felt right. We
should always do what feels right. Right?
They keep taking away my sacred marijuana, that I use to alter my states of
consciousness. The native americans use mind altering substances, and they are almost just
like withes and warlocks, right? I think they passed the laws against marijuana just so
that the church can stay in control of America.
My parents are a big part of this conspiracy. They keep forcing me to go to a
psychologist. I know for a fact that the psychologist is really an undercover Jesuit
priest, and he is secretly striving to perform an exorcism on me. I can't resist them
right now, because if I don't go to see him, they say that they will put me in the
psychiatric hospital, where what they really do is drug you senseless and then brainwash
you.
Now, I don't normally ask for magickal help, but this time I am desperate. I need a
binding spell to kill Jimmy Halloway. He is another that is attacking me just for my
beliefs. I could have stayed in the broom closet, but I'm proud of my beliefs so I tried
to show his girlfriend Becky how beautifull and wonderfull the Great Rite is. She was only
scared because she had heard so much christian propoganda over the years and also didn't
believe that you can't get pregnant when you have intercourse during sacred religious
rituals.
I had to even fight her because she believved that being nude and binding for
initiation into the traditions is bad. More christian propoganda.
Now, can anyone tell me a spell to make my penis 12 inches? If I am to be a high
preist, I really should have a large penis, to make the Great Rite so much more special.
Where can we all go to be skyclad together and perform sex magick? I've heard that this
is the most potent type of magick there is, but whenever I ask the pretend pagan elders
about this, all they will say is that I have much to learn, and then after a while, they
ignore me. They can fool some of the people with their titles, but not me. I know what is
reqired to be a real witch. It also feels right, and we shuld always do what feels right.
Right?
Anyway, that's my intro. Nice to meet all of you. I hope that there are real witches
and warlocks here so I can teach them to grow into more powerfull beings.
Is there a photo file on this list where you all have your skyclad pictures. I can't
seem to find it. Or, has the government conspired with the internet server people to limit
us from this most important part of our faith?
Mary parting and have some more Mary Meat,
Reverand Bastet RunningDear MoonBeam SunSoar
High Priest and ArchDruid of the Sacred Temporal Temple of the 13 Moon Coven
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