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Humpty Dumpty: The King James Version
[An excerpt from "Mother Goose: The King James Version", a work in progress
by Meryl Arbing & Lorne Brown sponsored by The Storytellers School of Toronto. Feel
free to distribute it as long as you let people know where it came from.]
And lo, There was in the same country a wall both great and strong.
And the Egg sitteth on this wall, yea verily, as at other times, [even] upon a seat on
the wall, (he is exceeding proud) his loftiness, and his arrogancy, and his pride, and the
haughtiness of his heart: and the man arose, and didst say:
Behold, I will send a blast upon him, and he shall hear a rumour, and I will cause him
to fall from his place. For if any fall, the one will lift up his fellow: but woe to him
[that is] alone when he falleth; for [he hath] not another to help him up.
And he did send a blast upon him and he did fall from his place. How are the mighty
fallen. And God saw the Egg fall.
And the Egg was burst asunder, was shattered into pieces as numerous as the stars, yea
all the stars, that men seeth when they glance unto the heavens. The did the Egg speak,
and he did say:
I wot not whist I am nor whence I came. I was at ease, but he hath broken me asunder:
he hath also taken [me] by my neck, and shaken me to pieces. Behold, who shall surely
gather me together for my sake?
When the news of the great fall was brought unto the king he was sore troubled. By the
river of Babylon he sat down and wept. Then the king ariseth, and thus did say:
I will surely assemble thee, O Egg, all of thee; I will gather thy remnants; I will put
them together as the sheep of the field, as the flock in the midst of their fold: we shall
make great noise by reason of [the multitude of] my men.
And he called forth to his men saying: Arise, men of valour and strength and gird your
loins. Mount ye your horses and riden outen at my command, that ye travel to the great
wall. And there ye shall find, lying at the base, an egg, in pieces several and ye shall
grieve.
But I say unto you, gird your loins and seeketh every piece, yea even unto the smallest
thereof, and then remaketh whole the egg again. And whence thou hast finished, and the egg
is as it was whence it were on topoth the wall, bring ye it to me that I may marvel at it.
And they came with haste, and their number was seven times seventy, to where the Egg
didst lie broken. And when they saw it they were sore afraid, for they knew not whether
`twas in their power to assemble yon Egg ast it had been in the beginning.
And though they girdeth their loins, and toileth as the lily in the fields toileth not,
verily the pieces wouldst not and couldst not be brought together again.
When the news was brought even unto the king, the king was filled with great wrath. And
all gates trembled, and the voice of the turtle was stilled.
Then out went the king, and he pondered these words in his heart: What man has rent
asunder, let no god join together.
For, it is written: Pride [goeth] before destruction, and an haughty spirit before a
fall.
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