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Creation Stories
The Goddess was just finishing up the creaton of the universe and had a couple of
left-over things left in her bag of creations, so she stopped by to visit Ask and Embla on
Midgard.
The Goddess told the couple who she found hanging around under the World Tree, "I
have a few things leftover. One of the things is the ability to stand up and pee. It's a
very handy thing. I was wondering if either one of you wanted that ability."
Ask popped a cork. Jumped up and begged, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able
to do that! It seems the sort of thing a Man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh please,
let me have that ability. I'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or tending the
animals, I could just let it rip, I'd be so cool. I could drink all the mead I want and
never have to leave. Oh please My Lady, let it be me who you give that gift to, let me
stand and pee, oh please..." On and on he went like an excited little boy (who had to
pee).
Embla just smiled and shook her head at the display. She told the Lady that if Ask
really wanted it so badly, and it sure seemed to be the sort of thing that would make him
happy, she really wouldn't mind if Ask were the one given the ability to stand up and pee.
And so it was. And it was... well, good.
"Fine," the Lady said, looking back into her bag of left-over gifts.
"What's left here? Oh yes, multiple orgasms..." |
MY WITCH SHOP
