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The Cats' Creation Story
On the first day of creation, God created the cat.
On the second day, God created humans to serve the cat.
On the third, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for
the cat.
On the fourth day, God created toil so that humans could labor for the good of the cat.
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play
with it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and their
humans broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop the litterbox. |
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