Bill Gates Book on Wicca
- The book would be called Windows to the Goddess.
- Iconology was be a major chapter.
- A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months without which your
magic would no longer work.
- Your broom would crash at least once a week.
- Cauldrons would be called recycle bins.
- A book of shadows would be called the folder of magic.
- A free high speed connection spell would come with ever book.
- Ever now and then, your circle would collapse and you would have to perform the reboot
ritual to get it working.
- If you used the more powerful MagicNT rituals, the above would happen to all circles
within a 5 mile radius.
- At least once a month, you would have to reinstall your spells into your folder of
magic.
- You would have to use a start ritual to exit your circle. (and cake and wine would only
be available after a sign from the Goddess saying it was safe to do so).
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